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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:29
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Still no good
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Everyone loved it.